i needed this

finally some laughter.

i was given a mobile phone. it looks like an iPod Nano. but it's not the iPhone. because iPhones do not come with manuals that read like this:

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7. Number keys ( show in the touch screen)
Press call icon which show in the touch screen , will show the numbers ,
Enter numbers and symbols ; In menu mode , can select a menu ;can set as Speed dial keys.
Press and hold 1 will connect to voice mail service.
8. * key (show in the touch screen)
Got different functions in different mode ,. In idle mode , Press and hold to exchange Silent mode and general mode ;
9. # key
Got different functions in different mode ,. In idle mode , Press and hold to auto locked the phone ;
10. OK key
In most of the menu ,OK key act a same function as Left soft key.
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my assignment? make sense of what i read. and ensure this does not land in the hands of the phone users.